Cloth Poker

online poker…i got dealt 2 kings, and i flopped a king and 2 sixes?

so now i have a full house right, the problem is, i needed a crap so bad that the dookie was touching cloth and it was starting to hurt my tummy, so i unplugged my laptop and now im sitting on the crapper, (thank the lord for wireless technology) with my laptop, its been fifteen minutes and ive finished crapping and i won the hand, but now, ive just noticed that ive run out sh-it paper, WTF RIGHT????????

Easy. You flop another pair of kings.

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Trademark Global 10-7660PUR, Linear Yard – Suited Purple Texas Holdem Poker Table Cloth $7.67 Beautiful Diamond Suited cloth for your gameroom table – priced by the yard Build your table with the best cloth available. This cloth can be used for your custom tables. It is priced by the linear yard.  If you purchase 3 units, you ll receive a piece of cloth 3 yards (9 feet) by 59 inches wide. The material taken from a roll 59 inches wide. Suited pattern 70% Polyester, 30% Olefin…

Trademark Global 10-7660FIRE, Linear Yard – Suited Lavender Holdem Poker Table Cloth $7.67 Beautiful Diamond Suited cloth for your gameroom table – priced by the yard Build your table with the best cloth available. This cloth can be used for your custom tables. It is priced by the linear yard.  If you purchase 3 units, you ll receive a piece of cloth 3 yards (9 feet) by 59 inches wide. The material taken from a roll 59 inches wide. Suited pattern 70% Polyester, 30% Olefin…

Dining Chair in Taupe Microfiber with Cherry Legs (Set of 2) $149.99 The Parson Taupe Chair features a microfiber upholstered seat and back. This chair is of simple design and goes great with any table. The chair legs are in a cherry finish and the microfiber upholstery is taupe. Dimensions: 19″l x 23-1/2″w x 38″h…

Casino – 24W x 16H – Peel and Stick Wall Decal by Wallmonkeys $33.99 WallMonkeys wall graphics are printed on the highest quality re-positionable, self-adhesive fabric paper. Each order is printed in-house and on-demand. WallMonkeys uses premium materials & state-of-the-art production technologies. Our white fabric material is superior to vinyl decals. You can literally see and feel the difference. Our wall graphics apply in minutes and won’t damage your paint or l…

Casino – 24W x 16H – Peel and Stick Wall Decal by Wallmonkeys $33.99 WallMonkeys wall graphics are printed on the highest quality re-positionable, self-adhesive fabric paper. Each order is printed in-house and on-demand. WallMonkeys uses premium materials & state-of-the-art production technologies. Our white fabric material is superior to vinyl decals. You can literally see and feel the difference. Our wall graphics apply in minutes and won’t damage your paint or l…

Poker Cloth – 24W x 16H – Peel and Stick Wall Decal by Wallmonkeys $33.99 WallMonkeys wall graphics are printed on the highest quality re-positionable, self-adhesive fabric paper. Each order is printed in-house and on-demand. WallMonkeys uses premium materials & state-of-the-art production technologies. Our white fabric material is superior to vinyl decals. You can literally see and feel the difference. Our wall graphics apply in minutes and won’t damage your paint or l…

Linear Yard – Suited Chocolate Texas Holdem Table Cloth (fls) $20.61 Beautiful Diamond Suited cloth for your gameroom table – priced by the yard Build your table with the best cloth available. This cloth can be used for your custom tables. It is priced by the linear yard.  If you purchase 3 units, you ll receive a piece of cloth 3 yards (9 feet) by 59 inches wide. The material taken from a roll 59 inches wide. Suited pattern 70% Polyester, 30% Olefin…

Michigan Rummy $7.77 With elements of rummy (cards played in sequence) and poker (chips!), Michigan Rummy will appeal to fans of both games. To begin a game, each player puts a chip in each of nine compartments in the plastic game board. Seven of the compartments are identified with a bonus card. When that card is played during the game, the holder of the card wins the corresponding chips. A deck of cards is completel…

Tripoley Deluxe Game $10.99 The classic card game Tripoley, a combination of michigan rummy, hearts, and poker. This Tripoley set features a foldable felt mat demarcated for the unique requirements of this game. With a set of large print playing cards, 100 chips in 2 colors, and a set of rules in both English and Spanish. It”s a bit challenging to learn at first but ultimately not hard to get the hang of, making it a perfec…

New Square Card Table Cover 36 – 38 with Adjustable Snaps $11.99 New Card table Cover Perfect for Mah Jong, Cards, Dominoes…